Kit includes glasses with spring eyeballs, extra eyeballs, and 20 humourous business cards with sayings like: A Sight For Sore Eyes I Only Have Eyes For You In My Business, Contacts Are Everything A Place To Get Framed Address on the card is: 2020 Vision Street Eye, Eye, Eye, Eye Mexico 1-800-BLINK
Kit includes x-ray glasses, set of x-rays, name tag, and 20 humorous business cards with sayings like: Don't Lie to Me, I can see right through you! I got you, under your skin. In Charge Of, "Negative" Feedback Specializing in Chest X-Rays Address on the card is: 13 Radio Active Drive Naked City, Nevada 1-800-SEEYA
Just What The Doctor Ordered! Includes: Stained gloves, hemorrhoid cure bottle, name tag, 20 humorous business cards with sayings like: The Best Ass Man-No Butts About It! Free Parking in the Rear When you need to remove a pain in the ass Early office hours-starting at the crack of Dawn (See Nurse Dawn for Appointment) Address on card is: 100 Back Door Drive Caboose, Kentucky 1-800-TUSH
Kit includes open-wide glasses, pliers, mirror, name tag, and 20 humorous business cards with sayings like: Willing to Fill any Cavities Let the Floss Be With You If you can't afford the fee--Brace yourself Specializing in the Removal of Wisdom Teeth-From Smart Asses Address on the card is: Open Wide Lane Spit & Rinse, NY 1-800-O2TH
Realistic-looking chain with neck manacle attached. The perfect prop for a zombie or prisoner restraint in your haunted house or home haunt. This measures approximately 49.2in x 9.8in x 1.6in. Metal, gothic look!